Terms and Conditions

Effective Date: November 29, 2025

These Terms and Conditions (“Terms”) govern your use of the websites, apps, and related services operated by Absolute Bollocks Creations (“we”, “us”, “our”), including:

• absolutebollockscreations.com
• Companion web pages, unlock-code and subscription tools, and product documentation
• Software and digital products that reference these Terms

Collectively, these are the “Services”. By accessing or using the Services, or by completing a purchase via our payment or app-store partners, you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, you must discontinue use immediately.

Nothing in these Terms is intended to limit any mandatory rights you have under the law of the country or state where you are resident as a consumer.

1. Upstream Platforms and How Their Terms Apply

Our products are distributed and monetised through several upstream platforms. Their terms and conditions apply in addition to these Terms and, for purchases, may take precedence where required.

1.1 Gumroad (Merchant of Record)

For certain paid products and subscriptions (for example, Garmin datafields bundles or unlock-code products) we use Gumroad as our merchant of record and non-exclusive reseller. This means:

• You purchase the product or subscription via Gumroad, not directly from us.
• We remain the Supplier and licensor of the underlying software/content.
• Your purchase transaction is governed by Gumroad’s Terms of Service and privacy policy in addition to these Terms and any product-specific terms we provide.
• In a conflict regarding payment processing, taxes, refunds, chargebacks, or dispute handling for a Gumroad-processed transaction, Gumroad’s terms prevail for that transaction.

Gumroad’s current legal terms are available on Gumroad’s website (for example, gumroad.com/terms).

1.2 Google Play Store (Android Apps)

Some of our Android apps (for example, FTMS Workout, FitBridge, or future Android products) are distributed through the Google Play Store. For those apps:

• Your download, installation, and purchases (including in-app purchases and subscriptions) are governed by Google Play’s terms, policies, and refund rules, in addition to these Terms and any product-specific licence.
• If there is a conflict between these Terms and the Google Play terms regarding billing, refunds, or app distribution, Google Play’s terms control for that transaction or store interaction.

1.3 KiezelPay (Certain Garmin Apps / In-App Purchases)

Some of our Garmin apps and datafields may be monetised using KiezelPay (for example, legacy or alternative unlock mechanisms). In those cases:

• Payments and licence activation handled by KiezelPay are governed by KiezelPay’s own terms and conditions (including its Website Terms of Use and any purchase-specific terms), in addition to these Terms.
• In the event of a conflict relating to KiezelPay-processed billing, refunds, or platform behaviour, KiezelPay’s terms govern that transaction or site use.

1.4 Other Platforms (Garmin Connect IQ and Others)

Many of our Garmin products are distributed via the Garmin Connect IQ Store or other app stores/platforms. When you obtain or use a product via such a platform:

• Your access, installation, updates, and removal of apps are governed by that store’s terms.
• If there is a conflict between these Terms and an app store’s terms regarding billing, refunds, or distribution, that store’s terms control for the relevant transaction or platform interaction.

2. Scope of These Terms

These Terms apply to your use of our:

• Public websites and informational pages;
• Support and contact channels we provide;
• Web-based tools such as unlock-code request or subscription-management pages;
• Use of our software and digital content to the extent not otherwise governed by a more specific agreement (for example, product-specific Terms and Conditions or an End User Licence Agreement).

If we provide product-specific terms (for example, for FTMS Datafields, FTMS Workout, FitBridge, or other named products), those terms sit alongside this document. If there is a conflict, the product-specific terms control how that particular product is licensed and used.

3. Key Definitions

• Consumer – an individual using our Services wholly or mainly for personal use and not primarily for business.
• Gumroad – Gumroad, Inc. and related entities acting as merchant of record and reseller for certain Products.
• KiezelPay – KiezelPay LLC and related entities providing payment and licensing services for certain apps and in-app purchases.
• Product – our software, digital bundles, subscriptions, unlock-code access, or other digital content that you license or access via Gumroad, Google Play, KiezelPay, Garmin Connect IQ, or similar platforms.
• Supplier – Absolute Bollocks Creations, as licensor and publisher of the Products you obtain.
• Transaction – any purchase, paid subscription, or free acquisition of a Product via one of the upstream platforms mentioned above.

4. Contract Formation and Purchases

4.1 Purchases via Gumroad

When you purchase a Product from us through a Gumroad checkout:

1. You select the Product and accept any product-specific terms we present.
2. Gumroad collects billing and contact information to process the Transaction and issue a receipt or invoice.
3. Your purchase contract for that Transaction is between you and Gumroad, and is governed by Gumroad’s Terms of Service and any applicable consumer protections.
4. We provide and license the underlying Product you have obtained, in line with these Terms and any product-specific licence.

Gumroad determines and collects applicable sales tax, VAT, GST, or similar indirect taxes where required, and handles first-tier support for refunds, chargebacks, and billing disputes under its own policies.

4.2 Purchases via Google Play Store

When you obtain an Android app or in-app purchase through the Google Play Store:

• Your financial relationship for that Transaction is governed by the Google Play Terms of Service, Google Play refund policies, and any applicable Google payment terms.
• We license and support the app itself as Supplier, subject to these Terms and any product-specific licence, but we do not control Google Play’s billing or refund decisions.

4.3 Purchases via KiezelPay

When you make a purchase or unlock features using KiezelPay:

• Your payment, account creation, and use of KiezelPay’s site are governed by KiezelPay’s own terms (such as its Website Terms of Use and any purchase-specific conditions).
• We provide the underlying app or feature access as Supplier, in line with these Terms and any product-specific licence, but KiezelPay controls its own infrastructure, billing, and platform rules.

4.4 Other Platforms

For any other store or platform (including Garmin Connect IQ and similar ecosystems), your purchase contract and billing are governed by that platform’s terms. We are responsible for licensing and supporting our Product itself, not the platform’s payment system.

5. Unlock Codes, Licences, and Entitlement Checks

For some Products (such as Garmin datafields or integrations), we may use unlock codes, licence tokens, or similar mechanisms to activate features after your purchase has been confirmed by Gumroad, KiezelPay, Google Play, or another platform. You agree that:

• We may validate your entitlement by matching your email address, Product type, and subscription status against records or notifications we receive from the relevant platform.
• Unlock codes may be encrypted, time-limited, tied to your email, and/or valid only for a short time window to reduce fraud and abuse.
• You will not share, resell, or publicly post unlock codes or licence tokens.
• We may revoke or deny unlock codes if we detect misuse, fraudulent purchases, chargebacks, or abusive behaviour, consistent with the upstream platform’s anti-fraud stance.

The licence governing how you may use a Product (including device or account limits) is set out in these Terms together with any applicable product-specific terms.

6. Use of the Services

You agree to use the Services only for lawful, personal purposes and to comply with all applicable laws. You must not:

• Use the Services for any unlawful, harmful, or fraudulent activity;
• Attempt to gain unauthorised access to our systems, or interfere with the security or operation of the Services;
• Probe or test the vulnerability of our infrastructure without written consent;
• Misrepresent your identity or the origin of any communication when dealing with support, unlock codes, or subscriptions;
• Use the Services to distribute malware, spam, or abusive content.

7. Health and Safety Disclaimer

Many of our products interact with fitness equipment, sensors, or training data. They are designed for general fitness and informational purposes only and are not a medical device or medical service.

You are solely responsible for:

• Consulting a qualified health professional before starting or changing an exercise plan;
• Ensuring your equipment is safe, well-maintained, and used properly;
• Using metrics and feedback from our products in a sensible and safe manner.

To the fullest extent allowed by law, we are not liable for injuries, health outcomes, or equipment damage arising from your use or misuse of our products.

8. Intellectual Property

Unless otherwise indicated, all rights in our software, designs, documentation, graphics, trademarks, and other content are owned by Absolute Bollocks Creations or its licensors. You are granted a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable licence to use our Products and websites for personal purposes, subject to these Terms, any product-specific licence, and the applicable app-store or platform rules.

You must not, except where permitted by law:

• Copy or redistribute our software or content without permission;
• Reverse engineer or decompile our software beyond what is allowed by statute;
• Create derivative works that infringe our rights;
• Use our names, logos, or branding without written consent.

9. Disclaimers and Limitation of Liability

The Services and Products are provided “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE”. To the maximum extent permitted by law, we make no warranties (express or implied) about:

• Fitness for a particular purpose or merchantability;
• The accuracy or completeness of fitness or sensor data;
• Uninterrupted, secure, or error-free operation;
• Compatibility with every device, firmware version, or third-party service.

To the extent permitted by law, Absolute Bollocks Creations and its owners, contributors, and licensors are not liable for:

• Indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages;
• Loss of data, lost profits, or business interruption;
• Any damage or loss arising from unauthorised access, security incidents, or third-party failures beyond our reasonable control.

Your sole and exclusive remedy for dissatisfaction with the Services is to stop using them (and, where applicable, uninstall the relevant app). For purchases made via Gumroad, Google Play, KiezelPay, or other platforms, your statutory rights and any remedies set out in those platforms’ terms remain available.

10. Governing Law and Dispute Resolution

For issues relating to our Services that are not governed by an upstream platform’s terms (for example, disputes over product behaviour, documentation, or our independent website content), these Terms are governed by the laws of the United States and the U.S. Virgin Islands, without regard to conflict-of-law rules.

If a dispute arises, we and you will first attempt to resolve it informally through good-faith discussions for at least thirty (30) days. If it cannot be resolved, and where permitted by law, the dispute may be submitted to binding arbitration in the U.S. Virgin Islands.

To the fullest extent allowed by law, you agree that any claims will be brought only on an individual basis and not as part of any class, collective, or representative action. This does not affect any non-waivable rights you may have under the law of your place of residence.

Disputes or claims arising directly out of a purchase or use of Gumroad, Google Play, KiezelPay, or another platform (for example, refunds, chargebacks, or fee disputes where that platform is merchant of record) are additionally governed by that platform’s own terms, including any arbitration or governing-law provisions.

11. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time, for example to reflect changes in our products, legal requirements, or how we work with Gumroad, Google Play, KiezelPay, Garmin, or other platforms. When we make changes:

• We will publish the updated Terms at the URLs listed below; and
• The updated Terms will apply to future use of the Services and to future purchases after they become effective.

Current versions are available at:

• absolutebollockscreations.com/terms

Your continued use of the Services after the effective date of any update constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms. If you do not agree, you must stop using the Services.

12. Contact Us

If you have questions about these Terms, your relationship with us as Supplier, or how they interact with Gumroad’s, Google Play’s, KiezelPay’s, or Garmin’s terms, please contact:

[email protected]

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